This is my Neighbor

This is my Neighbor

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

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2 years 28 weeks ago, 10:04 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Watch your dog

do what? >:)

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2 years 28 weeks ago, 3:13 PM

luckybychoice

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how the hell

did you coax her into the bathroom? Let me get my teeth and i'll be right with ya...

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
2 years 1 week ago, 2:12 PM

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Its your luck

You are lucky to live nearby a hot neighbour

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2 years 1 week ago, 5:10 PM

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ask her in

give her some 151 show her you big gun " wink wink" she takes dog home after a few hours :>)

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