My Resimay

My Resimay

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny

PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

Employer's response:....
Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday!

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6 years 34 weeks ago, 11:18 AM

HampsterW

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Damn straights

your'e hired!!!

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6 years 34 weeks ago, 11:26 AM

CharlesW

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Or stand her by a desk?

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6 years 34 weeks ago, 11:35 AM

HampsterW

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CW, I will selflessly

volunteer to be her support...lol

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6 years 34 weeks ago, 12:23 PM

ecaman

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Giant jugs

That must be an industrial strength top

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6 years 34 weeks ago, 12:55 PM

Lyle Hutchins 1

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Job

U are hired!
U can learn 2 tipe tomorrow!
Your uniform is fine, but I think there is too much meteral, we can make some modifactions
to it, or just not wear it. You will be fine I"M shure.

Lyle Hutchinson
4 years 34 weeks ago, 7:13 AM

J3T3RArmy

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my lord those r gorgeous

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