Naked Cowboy

Naked Cowboy

Naked Cowboy

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond
haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun
and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around
like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ....

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to
go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...
So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town cowboy.. '

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist


8 years 35 weeks ago, 11:31 AM


ivantank's picture

Join Date:
Feb 2009
lancaster, south carolina, United States

I had a load of beef I was unloading down in the meat district around 14th street on the west side of NYC. anyways it was gonna take some time and since i cant sleep in the city, well me and another driver decided to get a cab and go see the sites...well we get up to times square around ten PM and get outta the cab to walk and this dude in a white cowboy hat and in his fruit-of-the looms...WHITE..playing a fucking six string comes walkin up to us askin if we wanna take a picture with him..??? i don't remember how it happin but somehow he ended up on his ass in the street...don't know how...must have been them boots he had on.........

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
8 years 35 weeks ago, 11:47 AM


samD's picture

Join Date:
Aug 2008
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

Thank you Ivan, you made my day!

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Posted by: samD
8 years 35 weeks ago

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