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Jeff Gordon announced today.....

Raleigh , NC --

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment;

whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team,

as most races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session,

not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds,

but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN,

and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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LMAO

good one,come on Daytona #17

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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Too liberal for me. You can tell they're libs. All they do is keep turning left. Hah hah. I know there's a joke like that somewhere, but I don't recall ever hearing it, so it's original in my mind.

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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Runny, thats funny if you think about it. The only tracks where they go "right" are in Kali and N.Y.

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 8:16 PM

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NASCAR is the great community organizer. Trying to bring the two left states a bit to the right, and everyone else a bit to the left, and we'll all meet in the middle with some good old NHRA drag racing, straight down the middle. GENIUS!!!

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 8:41 PM

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Why do you remind me of "Cartman"? Southpark

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 8:41 PM

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go figure...

4 years 25 weeks ago, 8:52 PM

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I don't know, Vaquero

Because you have a fetish for fat boys and you're hoping I'll put out? NOW GET YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A PIE!!!

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4 years 25 weeks ago, 8:54 PM

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Thats it!
You act badass but are a "softie".
Thanks you big lug you.

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