A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy
who has a lighted cigar in one hand,
a glass of whiskey in the other
and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman:
"Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy:
"What the hell do you think?"


1 Comment
luckybychoice
misspent youth,which also reminds me,i'm taking my godson to a big "biker" thing saturday,i'll probably corrupt him by letting him meet some of the guys,81 or VNVMC,it's kind of an unofficial preseason gathering,bet Jessie James is gonna be a no show,LOL