Never be a Smart Ass with the one you love.

Never be a Smart Ass with the one you love.

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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5 years 32 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

zx12rmike

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Gotta luv that one.

Gotta luv that one.

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5 years 32 weeks ago, 9:16 PM

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ROFLOL, I love it

ROFLOL, I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chuck norris again?

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