New Anti-Terrorist Strategy

New Anti-Terrorist Strategy

One important thing to note is that Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed to hell.

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by; you guessed it, Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the now horrified terrorists.

The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc. They let the 50th terrorist go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.

Anyone thinking what im thinking?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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I'm thinking we need some pigs and some bullets! We already have all the terrorists we need to set up the example! Hell, we at least know where we round up a few hundred, should do for a start, only way from here is up!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 26 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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I've read this, but

I haven't found anything to support that it actually happened. I can believe it, as Pershing led a punitive expedition into Mexico. Why couldn't we have called Operation Enduring Freedom a punitive expedition?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
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