New Redneck Simplified United States Map

New Redneck Simplified United States Map

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5 years 42 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

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Ha ha, this is good. I

Ha ha, this is good. I especially like how new your is listed as useless.

5 years 42 weeks ago, 6:52 PM

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catfish

Actually both Gays and Useless.....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 42 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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I stand corrected, but

I stand corrected, but that's even better.

5 years 42 weeks ago, 7:02 PM

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catfish

I agree haha

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 41 weeks ago, 10:45 PM

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The Cochise County Militia has this map on their site. I thought about joining, but I don't know if they're considered an extremist organization. The army frowns on that sort of membership, especially when security clearance periodic review is already overdue

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 36 weeks ago, 9:41 AM

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rattlesnakes and samd

I actually thought it said that for a brief moment, then I thought: wow, samD is letting his ego get to him!!!!

silly me

clint

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5 years 30 weeks ago, 4:00 AM

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Powdered Water

I have thought about this for several weeks, and I havn't come up with much. BUT,

Perhaps some powdered milk, and powdered eggs. But how do you get it to stick to bread to make french toast? This is going to take more thought. Maby dehiderated water would work.

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5 years 4 days ago, 3:02 PM

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This is hilarious!

ryo look at yellow skin and wonder how got to be Mexican ka lmao!

your friend,

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