New Stamp

New Stamp

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged the president, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.

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4 years 38 weeks ago, 10:15 PM

thegatesofzion

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That won't offend the recipient.

4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

Pkato

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Try pissing on it

maybe just needs more liquid.

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
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