Tax The Penis
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed,
30% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
10% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective January 1, 2001, penises
will be taxed according to size. The brackets
are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
Tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows...
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?