New TSA Slogans

New TSA Slogans

New TSA (Transportation Safety Administration) Slogans

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS

The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy

Stroke of the hand, law of the land

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Let your fingers do the Walking

Cough

Reach out and touch someone

Can you feel me now?

When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 12:21 AM

ecaman

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Good one, Jeff

Once again, you've posted some funny stuff. I really appreciate it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 4 weeks ago, 9:45 AM

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Another great one from our resident water dog.. I'm going to do a post on this whole "pat down" thing as its a joke and half by itself..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 2 weeks ago, 7:09 PM

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