New TSA (Transportation Safety Administration) Slogans
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS
The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy
Stroke of the hand, law of the land
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
Let your fingers do the Walking
Reach out and touch someone
Can you feel me now?
When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.