New Urban Assault USMC Motorcycle

New Urban Assault USMC Motorcycle

I want one of these....This is so cool....

New Urban Assault USMC Motorcycle

Designed as an equalizer for inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes, and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons in California imposed on the rest of us. The below pictured machine was designed for that purpose.

Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds per minute (6000 total). During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst would, and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road, leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead. It will vaporize an SUV in seconds!

Tests further indicated that after two or three RV's/SUV's in a row were eliminated, or "friggin smoked", others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a "non threat."

OBEY GRAVITY ... Its the Law

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5 years 38 weeks ago, 11:26 AM

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This is so cool...

5 years 38 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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classic

although I wouldn't ride that anywhere

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5 years 38 weeks ago, 5:31 PM

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Why Pkato

I would ride it and have fun shooting the guns to clear the road.

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5 years 38 weeks ago, 3:37 AM

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perfect

perfect

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5 years 38 weeks ago, 3:48 AM

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Chuck Norris didn't need armor on his bike

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5 years 38 weeks ago, 2:33 PM

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Looks like

something you would've seen in Mad Max

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:17 PM

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Ammo

How much ammo does it carry, you don't want to expend it clearing the road

4 years 13 weeks ago, 7:22 PM

Anonymous

Damn that is one sick bike im saving to get one of those lol

3 years 50 weeks ago, 6:53 PM

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