No vajayjays or pubic hair and no mens genitals. OK...
about that samD. Won't happen again.
well dam! Im not a gentleman!
bring on the vajayjays
or anything else to put some skin on
and 'poop chute' slid by, but it wasn't "blatant", I guess!.........Maybe I should be the Gunslot 'porn czar'...LOL
Im a little scared of what U'd let "slide"!!! LMAO!!!
I don't come here for "that" but I don't mind it either as long as it is in fairly good taste. I am at a point in my life where I have a loving wife, four great kids and a good job....I am Ward fucking Cleaver (beavers dad)....see how old I am......LOL!
Lauging out loud, my last name is ward :)
U'll C any action from Hamp!! SORRY!! He usually stays tied up with ebear anyway!! LOL!!!
So be it!..lol
It honestly took me a while to see the gun in he hand. I'm farily ashamed of myself. Well, not really. But kinda. Ok, not.
on this pic, if i need to remove it just let me know and I will.
already took care of it (put your avatar on the 'nether' regions, it's all good!
fuck up and put vajayjays on here. Then my face will be on it!!! LOL!!!!
Shame, shame, shame.......You better have your Goddamn T-shirt on....LOL, very nice rifle!
LOL Hamp. Yea, I will try and take a pic this weekend with my T-shirt on. How's things man?
what else is there? You find yourself a person of interest yet? I don't mean fleabear either!
Hamp. I here ya. Not much else is there. Nope, still keeping an eye out for a lady to come along. But, no luck. I've pretty much given up looking. I could have my pick of 50 y/o women if I wanted, they seem to always hit on me. Must be the cataracs. I must look damn good in a yellow haze.
CW, do you truly think she needs to add some flesh? I think she looks incredibly good just the way she is. And ice cream? Maybe as part of the reward for great sex, but not to add to that great body. Most women would kill to look like that. A lot of them wouldn't admit it, and would find all kinds of ways to criticize her, but purely out of jealousy.
is the jealous type? lmfao!
Well hell, she does have a gun in her hand.
my wife saw this pic and was talking bad about her looks but i know that if a girl had a body like that and was anywhere near me my wife wouldn't leave my side, she would be jealous as hell even if the woman was fully clothed. I think she looks great but I do like a little more meat on women too. Quoted from Rodney Carrington,
"I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin
When I see a little woman walkin' down the street
She ain't my type, I need a little more meat
She's skinny, and not my cup of tea"
I don't like skinny women
Look too much like little
girls and those tits are
store bought anyway
I can see where you are coming from Charles, thats def a boob job, although a decent one, she didn't go out of porpotion, but that ass, well,that ass is spectacular. I don't think I'd kick her out of bed.
You'd have your face on it? Now that brings up a mental picture that I didn't think was you. But what the hell, everybody's got to be somewhere. I don't question or cast aspersions on anybody's preferences (unless they want to do things with children, then I'll kill them). Not everybody likes the same things as me, but that doesn't bother me at all.
would be on it which is her picture
Im not going there, but yeah..... diff people like diff things.... We'll just leave it @ that!!!!!
one shot,one kill is appropriate here.
I will B the one woman that will say... I WISH!!! But @ the same time, Im pretty happy with where Im @.. So, that being said, EVERY woman will ALWAYS say they think they should be smaller, whether they really should be or not. And more so, If they should be. But as most of ya'll have found, it is more so out of jealousy. Im not knocking "women"!! Thats where ya'll come in with the smooth talking, and keep us lifted up in good spirits, and believe in us!! There Ya Go!!! Ace's version of women and how ya'll can help!!!
Women, I love them all, small, big or in between. Sick, lame or lazy, Cull none.
I've been reading and laughing at you guys on this post.. yep Trev for those of us whose wives are NOT into what ever hamp called them that cracked me up.. we do keep a limit on this, and thanks for the attitude about it..
I was going to skip commenting (that whole Christian thing) .. but brads right that is one outstanding ... hmm... looking for the right, and gentlemanly term.. derriere...
Nah..cant do it... that there puppys an ass
That right there is an ASS!!!!! Its almost a J-LO ass!!! LOL!!!! How ya doing tonight Brother???
she told me that in reality she would even "hit" that, but admitted that if that woman was anywhere around me i'd better be looking the other way.
ACE that's not even close to J-Lo's ass. This girls is much slimmer and muscular - or maybe "tuned." Now I think that this girl looks fantastic, but to me J-Lo has just an incredible ass.
scattered on her evenly.
That's my story and I'm sticking tto it
nary a safer place than Gunslot for you to spend your time (tell her I said so) that is sure to help..lol
that annoying"one shot,one kill" poster wasn't there,we could discuss her poontang!
on the fact that all J-Lo has is her ass going for her, and her eyes.
TF!! I will agree with Ur wife whole-heartedly!! And does she know U posted that about what she said she'd do to her??? Just curious??? ANY WAY!!!! Greg, Im glad Ur on tonight!!!!!
You're undoubtedly right about ACE referring to her avatar. Sometimes, tho, I see something like her statement and my mind goes WAY off into "other" things. Like I said, everybody's got to be somewhere.
We gotta keep that blood sugar of urs in check!!! LOL!!!
To fill you in on an on going thing with Brad and myself... Gloria and i have one unmarried daughter.. shes the youngest, went back to school to get her degree, height weight proportionate.. Damn good teeth, both eyes.. you know the important things..i keep telling brad it will only cost a dowry of an N frame Smith, and a 1911 and shes all his.. oh yeah she still has all her hair to..
Last I heard, Brad has a few extra 1911's he might could part with!! LOL!! And it sounds like she's got it going on!! Defonately if she lived in Kentucky, or Northeastern TN!! LOL!!!!
She has no problem with me being on here. In fact she even gets on here under my account and looks at the pics and the forum. She is very open minded but can be a "BIT" jealous at times. She knows that I am and will always be faithful to her and only her.
call me Hamp or Hampster or asshole, I don't care, just don't call me 'dumpster', that name is reserved for fleabear the Llama fucking pedophile.......Ha ha ha ha! (you will figure it out)
Sounds like U gotta good woman there!!! Tell her ACE-aka Amy said HI!!!
that is if she doesn't see it for herself tomorrow when she gets on here. I keep telling her she needs to start her own account but she is perfectly happy with just using mine. I'm sure she will be "informing" me of what to say for her from time to time. Now I am just kicking myself in the butt for not commenting and posting stuff on here before now.
But U did the right thing by waiting and getting to know a few of us first... Thats some of the others' problem. They get on here, and act like they know it all, can talk to some of "my guys" like they own the place... It/"I" dont work that way!!!!! U did good!!! Glad U did finally speak up!!
.. Hamp where in the world did you get vjayjays... All i can think of now is that one piece spring loaded bikini from earlier..
Had a thought on that .. if your in a SHTF sittuation you could always use it like a sling shot.. thiking with that steel spring in there.. the front would hold a rock, and you just hold on to the handle and let fly..
Honey looks like the zombies have breached the wall... give me back that spring loaded vjayjay cover i bought you last valentines day...
earlier. Iv heard it B 4, but never really knew how to spell it till he posted it. And Lord knows he cant spell that well!! (Love U Sam!!) LOL!!
vajayjay, jayvava, what ever! Just isn't part of my lexicon, pussy or snatch, that I can identify with....Heaven help me, I am a 'redneck'!
the first time I ever heard it referred as the vajayjay came from sex in the city, since then I have heard it called that on multiple different tv shows and movies.
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