The Nightmare

The Nightmare

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror
on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
driver's license photo and it was that same colour, black.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

But it's a wheelchair!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible! It's impossible that I should
be black and Jewish and disabled!'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.

I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a
Mexican boyfriend.

Oh, my God .... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend,
drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, nooooo...I'm

The telephone rings. it's my brother. He is saying, 'Since mom and dad
died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all
day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless piece of crap... Any job!'

Mom? Dad? Nooooo ... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black,
Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV
positive, bald, and an orphan, but he doesn't get it.

Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With
tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a
shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker??

Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend,
a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with
one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighbourhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,

'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided what
you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama?

Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug-
addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend,
but please,

Oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat

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7 years 35 weeks ago, 7:44 PM


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Join Date:
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Fort Walton Beach, Florida, United States
Heard it before

But it always brings a smile to my face! I mean that you are all of those things SamD...that makes me laugh.

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