Obama and the Seven Dorks

for all journalists who like to poke fun at the administration. He's like the little retarded kid you invited to come out and play street football with, because he would just keep coming back with that stupid grin, no matter how hard you tackled him.

his brother Andy though

Get it on tape, me sodomizing and generally abusing her. Leave her curled up in the fetal position with a broken champagne bottle stuck in her butt, crying, saying "Why me?", yet still getting off and anxiously awaiting our next rendezvous which will never happen. Ah, then comes Feinstein, Boxer, Reid, and Schumer. Yes, i know who the last two are, but it's all for the cause of liberty, right? I'm a sick man.

but wouldn't ebear get jealous?