OLD PILOTS

OLD PILOTS

Ya think you have lived to be 85 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot
and
asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 11:33 PM

CharlesW

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Old Pilots yee haaa

I guess I'm a lesbian too

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 11:36 PM

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Hell, and I thought

I was a pharmacist all these years. Screw the drugs, I'm a lesbian too.

6 years 27 weeks ago, 11:47 PM

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I'm a chicken licken lesbo myself!

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 11:48 PM

CharlesW

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Save a mouse

Eat a pussy

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 7:01 AM

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HAHAHAHA

you got to love old people. And I've been a lesbian for 46 years now.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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