Opporknockity only tunes once...

my way through college, the restaurant which was part of the business had the nastiest, ugliest, filthiest grossest cook I ever had the misfortune to meet. I doubt he could get laid in a sheep herd. One Saturday night, my night off, a bunch of young college girls came up to the resort for the weekend. They got drunk but one got out of her skull drunk and was going to her cabin alone. She was too drunk to care that she went to the wrong cabin. The cook got lucky, big time! If she woke up next to him I'd bet she's still puking & washing her mouth out with clorox.