Our Fantasy Border Patrol - What it should be like!

Our Fantasy Border Patrol - What it should be like!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:23 AM

tce2519

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Patriots

We have enough willing patriots to string a well armed line from Cali. to Texas. We don't need no stinking congressionally approved fence....

4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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I'm game,

I just bought a new rifle that is particularly well suited for the task!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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Serve Beer & Shoot as necessary!!!!

4 years 8 weeks ago, 2:08 PM

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It seems a .308 is the proper firing solution for this problem.

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 2:12 PM

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I don't know,

I think 5.56 Nato would get the job done.

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 4:26 PM

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I've got a feeling they'll do nicely.

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 4:51 PM

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be outgunned by the drug runners automatic weapons
(supplied through our own dealers of course!) In the US.

Patrolman Kato
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They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
4 years 8 weeks ago, 4:57 PM

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Pkato

I believe skill out weighs equipment.
Yeager kinda prooved that.
Besides, if Nitris shows up, we got'em outgunned anyways!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 5:09 PM

Anonymous

then i have a few road flares to signal a air strike.lol!

4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:17 PM

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I say we load up on one day a week, we just don't tell them which day!!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:19 PM

Anonymous

I'll do the BBQ work!

and fire a few shots between flipping steaks...

4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:37 PM

Anonymous

Snake

can be the waterboy!Remember Snake!Gatorade sucks,water's better!

4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

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Great BBQ, cold beers and hunting illegals now that would be a Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat Memorial Day !!!!!!!!

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:44 PM

Anonymous

Nah

I think Ill man the .50 or or the M240.

4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

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can i be

the driver? lol

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

Anonymous

Raffy

Only if you have a drive by license and can multi task. Ah hell who am I kiddin here is the keys to your M1 abrams lol

4 years 8 weeks ago, 7:56 PM

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you can drive the moped. LOL

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:00 PM

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Photo

Only if a mini-gun is attached. lol

4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:04 PM

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snaks, make that a mini mini gun on a moped

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:06 PM

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if you mounted a mini on that you wouldn't need a motor to move you lol

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

Anonymous

its small like a goat and sound simalr lol. Ill just stick with the .50.

4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

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if it was chopped down and had those dingle berriers hanging all over it.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:17 PM

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haha i wanna drive the

little bird and snake can fire the vulcan machine gun HAHA

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:21 PM

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Screw the mini bird

I want to fly the Apache

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:43 PM

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haha photobear

apaches are death dealers but you gotta love the high damage that litlle birds can do!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 8:29 AM

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GLOCKSTER needs to come down to the border with us... The pic he posted this week (cleaned out my gun safes) is proof that he is better equipped than most. His pic even has a friggen grenade launcher attached to one of his weapons... I'd love to see the illegals try to dodge some BOOM ordinance....

4 years 8 weeks ago, 10:29 AM

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Well

you can disagree about equipment...but I would rather not go up against automatic weapons only with semi auto, of course if you need to yeah of course...but my Dad always taught me..."son, to do the job, make sure you got the correct tools for that job, otherwise you are going to fail"

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:18 AM

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Some would say that you are an avatar whore. But I would never say that... LOL

4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:24 AM

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Avatar whore

Hmmmm lets think about that for a moment...Hipocrisy much sam??LOL!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:30 AM

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I use the same ones, and last time I took a vote and Yosemite Sam won. So this is it!

4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:34 AM

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LOL!

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 11:36 AM

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avatar whore would suggest something like:

a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3 : a venal or unscrupulous person

OK, point taken

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
4 years 8 weeks ago, 12:04 PM

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Pkato

be careful when saying point taken around Nirtis and Ebear, you might want to restate that to say you understand, no telling how they would interpret you...

clint

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