Padre Greg at play

Padre Greg at play

We're house and dog sitting for the youngest, Not real happy to be in the Valley, but least she was smart enough to get a home with a pool.. When it's 110 in the shade it's the only way to go..

I'd flex the "deltoids" but don't want to have them pop out and have you all going to therapy based on how a 62 year old geezer has some serious definition.. (years of push ups and boxing, i actually do) ..

The only thing thats sad is the old man lose skin issue.. sigh..

I can see why our pard Vaquero lives in his pool... its addictive.. swim a couple laps, drink a beer, repeat as necessary..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:30 AM

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Pools,

we had one when I was a kid in Houston and loved it. Every summer I wonder about getting an in ground pool but it would be a liability here in Utah as we have what seems like six months of winter every year. As I remember they are power hungry as well, running the pump and filter etc.
I have a 15' above ground unit that I bought, not as nice as an in ground but it does the trick on 100 degree days.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:36 AM

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This is an old one..

one of those kidney shaped (but long enough to do laps) things.. 10 feet deep.. which they dont do today, and is actually stupid.. Lot of wasted water.. Yep your right about the expense, one of those things that if you use them they make since, other wise just a waste..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:44 AM

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yeah, I have neighbors

that have proper pools but they are doctors and lawyers and such, they can afford it.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 5:12 PM

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I have a 6 person

hot tub,turn it down to 95 in the summer,we get low temps of 60 during the summer so the hot tub is perfect! doesn't cost that much to maintain vs. benefits.

Greg i can tell you use to do laps to as you have shaved all your chest hair off,some old habits are hard to break i guess. :)

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 5:49 PM

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that doesn't have chest hair. My son is that way, maybe one lone hair. When I make fun of him he asks me when I'm going to mow mine.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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you are clone between Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson....and Barbra Bush's tits....lololol.....love Big Shooter!!!!!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 9:58 PM

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yep

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:26 PM

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every winter I would go out and dive in and it hurt like hell.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 7:34 PM

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Greg, I thought porn wasn't allowed on this site unless there was firearm in the pic.

4 years 4 weeks ago, 8:19 PM

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Greg sorry

but this is funny,, laugh with us guy

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:20 PM

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Love ebears comment.. Yep got about 5 hairs on my chest.. think like 3 on one nip and 2 on the other.. Do want you guys to notice that I'm secure enough NOT to not do some "pump up" thing.. No flexing for the geezer..

Do have some delts to.. along with the Barbra bush "Herman's".. those might be from my early days of weed smoking.. What ever.. I thought about popping the "delts" for ya all, then thought na you guys would be all traumatized.... BRAAHHHAAA..

Man that pool is nice.. boys more red than white today.. but sure loving it..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

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kinda reminds me of clint eastwood from Gran Torino lol

4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

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NO, but that pissed me off when i was a kid.. my voice changed in like 7th grade..So i kept waiting to get a little hair on my chest.. and waiting.. and waiting.. Only thing good about it is that the flip side of that is the full head of hair.. did one HS reunion.. this was like 20 years ago.. and all the guys that had chest hair were going thru that male pattern baldness thing..

This is just another example of the Lords since of humor.. I've "almost" always cut my own hair, and keep it as it is.. Actually longer than when i was with the dept.. It wouldn't bother me at all if it all fell out tomorrow.. Just give me a good excuse to shave the rest of it, and not have to worry about burning up my clippers..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:30 PM

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SNAKE..

STAY OFF MY YARD.. Liked the way Clint held the Garand out..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:35 PM

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To be honest I laughed at it due to I had the thought the Garand weighed more than eastwood lol. I didnt see the whole movie yet. I borrowed it from my local library but the DVD was to scratched. But I will get a personal copy soon as I can.

4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:48 PM

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Howdy guys

Whats up? Wet here, still raining.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:50 PM

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You getting a feel for that hi speed connection yet?
Damn! I feel like superman after that stint in OK.

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:55 PM

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Can't imagine not having it after the last couple of days.. Just typed something on Gore.. Typical greg.. Screwed up, and its in hyper space.. BFD.. got back on and did this in like 3 sec.. this would have been a 5 min deal before.. So ya "batching" it brother?

The highspeed will be easy, getting the pool up there wont be..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:57 PM

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I'll issue the kids ear plugs tomorrow. LOL

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:20 PM

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Pretty much what Vaq was talk'n about if i play my cards right.. Only thing is we have the house to ourselves.. so no earplugs needed..

Sorry to have to take off, but have a feeling I'll be back pretty soon.. (ok.. don't say it)

See ya all in a bit..

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:31 PM

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Yeah im gone to

Snake is 10-10 on the side.

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you have some lube and a penthouse or peanut butter and the neighbors dog? lmao

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lmao

don't ask,don't tell.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:16 PM

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Felt this is the least i could do as our unofficial "padre" to keep you and the hubby on track for a normal sex life..

I'm real careful about posting this as some of the kids wind up with performance anxiety after they see what a 62 year old geezer looks like (the comments about the "delts" are for real to) so anyway this is to get the pic of "heart boy" out of your mind..

By the way the tat is for real.. a couple of us on here have love of our lifes.. Pretty nice place to be in.. and wish all my bros did.. I know that Vaq, and Mike do... ah there i go getting all sentimental.. ok, I'll stop my rambling..

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:21 PM

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Ive seen this before!!! And thats great that you're with the love of your life!!! Some can only wish for that. And I think you look fine!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:22 PM

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ACE, you never said I look fine?!?!?!? If I had any feelings left, you might have hurt one of them. LOL.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

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OMG!!!! Not even going there.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:28 PM

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ACE, I'm sorry I can't live up to your standards. And I just can't bring myself to shave little hearts into my chest, so I guess I'll just keep my add in the Sears catalog and hope for the best.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:20 PM

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I just want to know if that wiring is up to "Code" I'll fix it for ya if you want. Need a couple hundred feet of sealtite a butt load of sealtite connectors. I have all the wire in my van. It will be free, leftover from electricians............

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:24 PM

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when we do that whole gunslot reunion thing, r emind me to not stand next to ya, ya gonna make me look like a fat whale lol

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
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Well guys (and Ace) gonna head to bed yall have a good night! See you all tommorow

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:38 PM

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Good Night Adam!!!

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Good night R2D2

Good night R2D2

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:29 PM

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Goodnight R3C4

Goodnight R3C4

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Night Adam

Get the image (mikes gal) out of your mind.. yeah good luck with that.. later brother

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