Parachute Club

Parachute Club

Forgot my glasses ......

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts?
You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 5:02 PM

tallguy007

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Lieutenant General
Points:
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Join Date:
Aug 2010
Location:
yavin, outer rim, American Samoa
AM JOINING

LOL WEEEEEEEEEEEE

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
5 years 21 weeks ago, 5:11 PM

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Jul 2009
Location:
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iyaoyas
5 years 21 weeks ago, 5:35 PM

tallguy007

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Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
2410
Join Date:
Aug 2010
Location:
yavin, outer rim, American Samoa

EASY 5 A DAY :>)

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5 years 21 weeks ago
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