The Patriot Micro-Chip

The Patriot Micro-Chip

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed
to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

The Proud The Few
The USMC

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7 years 34 weeks ago, 8:17 AM

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samd

this is great

any who poses a threat to me or my team must die!!!
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very nice

sometimes i wonder were you get this stuff samD

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You have to be ever vigilant for good shit and sometimes, I make it up...

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perfect

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