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The Patriot Micro Chip - Thanks to ebear

The Patriot Micro Chip - Thanks to ebear

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

The US Military

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18 weeks 4 days ago, 9:21 AM

LLE

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300 rounds of each, together with the "syringe", preferably, Model M-4.

"When you have to shoot-----shoot, Don't talk".......Tuco, the Ugly; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. "We have met the Enemy, and He is Us"........Pogo Possum
18 weeks 2 days ago, 11:09 PM

runawaygun762

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Not 5.56 I'll take the M134 minigun syringe, thanks.

If you can't win their hearts and minds, then expose their hearts and minds to open oxygen. WHEN IN DOUBT, THIRTY OUT!!
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