The Patriot Micro Chip - Thanks to ebear

The Patriot Micro Chip - Thanks to ebear

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

The US Military

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 9:21 AM

LLE

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300 rounds of each, together with the "syringe", preferably, Model M-4.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 32 weeks ago, 11:09 PM

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These are .30 cal

Not 5.56 I'll take the M134 minigun syringe, thanks.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
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