Pickle Factory

Pickle Factory

The Pickle Factory

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the
pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it,

but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the
compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once
that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My! God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired"

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

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3 years 38 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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Great one buddy.. as always.. You still out there doing the oil rig thing or what.. if so where abouts are you..

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3 years 38 weeks ago, 6:30 PM

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Nice one!

Nice one!

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3 years 38 weeks ago, 11:36 PM

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Hey Guys

I am at home right now and have been having a few

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3 years 38 weeks ago, 8:10 AM

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Very funny Jeff,

great post as usual.

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