The Plan - an older one but worth a look

The Plan - an older one but worth a look

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens..

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE....Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

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5 years 25 weeks ago, 9:19 AM

zx12rmike

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Got my vote, all in favor say AYE!!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
5 years 25 weeks ago, 12:20 PM

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AYE

AYE

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 25 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

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Good points

I like it!

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4 years 4 weeks ago, 9:27 PM

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I'm all for it!

I'm all for it!

4 years 4 weeks ago, 9:47 PM

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AYE!

AYE!

4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:34 PM

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Adam, looks like you and i are holding down the house tonight.. Everyone turn in early huh..

How goes the new job buddy?

in edit: whats going on Brad, you having sleep disorders.. We ate late tonight, and a bit to early to go to bed with this full stomach at this end..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 4 weeks ago, 10:34 PM

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Greg, I passed you another note in class. PM at ya.

4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:25 PM

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see ya all tomorrow.. Glorias getting me up at 5 for a trip to the big city..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 4 weeks ago, 11:08 PM

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I know you guys aren't hep to the whole youthful text thing like i am.. that means bring rye bread or something.. sheesh .. lame, but im old and tired so i get a break..

in edit: Thank you Brad.. on behalf of my self, and all the other kids that ride the "short bus" this is really appreciated"..

in edit II: Sam.. you have multiple pm's .. yes its embarrasing, pls open last one first..

I have spent to much time on here, and am now gunslot disabled... Adam save yourself.. theres still time..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
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