Wed, December 8, 2010 11:21:46
A foursome of retired Special Forces NCOs was calmly waiting at the men's
tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies
were taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to tee off, she hacked the ball a grand total
of ten feet. Then she walked over and whiffed it completely.
Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She angrily looked up at the patiently waiting men and sarcastically said,
"I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help..."
One of the Special Forces guys, a retired Master Sergeant, immediately
responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons
Poor bastard, never even had a chance to duck. He was 61 . . . . .