POST AT BETHEL ISLAND GOLF CLUB in bathroom !

POST AT BETHEL ISLAND GOLF CLUB in bathroom !

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE!

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF!

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6 years 9 weeks ago, 1:22 PM

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I wish I thought of that, and I probably will.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
6 years 9 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

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O Man this was funny

It got me. I didn't see the punch line comin' till I scrolled and hit the bottom line. This is Classic.

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6 years 9 weeks ago, 3:10 AM

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POST AT BETHEL ISLAND GOLF CLUB in bathroom, cause obama's tellaprompter,is down again, when he played here.
That son-of-a-bitch has 2 read all his shyte,
Palin, scribbles a few words on her hand and delevers a whole damn speach!!
YOU BETCH YA!!
Lyle

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