Rambo Granny

Rambo Granny

Don't know how true, but this does make me feel good. All warm & fuzzy...

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when

two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the

unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

"The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and,

when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special

way," said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the

gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost

both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire

with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former

prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom

come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. "The one

guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said

he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told

reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think

they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her

granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two

knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

"When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in

the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards

myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,"' recalled the

retired library worker.

" And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got

me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb

enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and

Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days

prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she

spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

"I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a

picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as

hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...

"So I went back to that hotel and found their room and

knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door,

I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really

hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as

he backed up pleading to me to spare him.

Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to

deal with the vigilante granny.. "What she did was wrong, and she

broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in

prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in

the city want to nominate her for Mayor."


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5 years 23 weeks ago, 12:16 PM

jay sedler

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good story.what she did was wrong,and also so right!

CRY HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
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