This is a real obituary in the Salt Lake City Tribune. It's no joke.

Note last 2 lines!

ROBERT SNYDER Jr.
Robert W. Snyder, Jr. 1947 ~ 2010 Bob left us on June 19th after a
day of doing what he loved, sailing the BJ at Soldier Creek with good
friends and family. Bob was born September 2, 1947, at Mitchel Field
AFB, in New York , the only son of Charlotte and Robert Snyder. After
serving in the U.S. Navy, he married Connie and they began their life
together in Denver . After a few years in Denver , the couple moved
to Minneapolis where their son Michael was born in 1970. After a
brief stay living in San Francisco they finally made their home in
Utah where they raised their son and enjoyed many friends and family.
Bob is survived by his wife, Connie, son, Mike (Wendy),
granddaughter, Bailey, and sisters, Jean Allstun and Carol (Gary)
Davis. Bob lived his life to the fullest and always found a way to
have a good time. He had a way of making friends with everyone he met
and will be missed by all who knew him. Services will be held
Thursday, June 24, 2010 - 11:00 a.m. at Camp Williams , 17111 S. Camp
Williams Road ( Redwood Rd ), Bluffdale , Utah . Family and close
friends are welcome from 10:00 - 10:45 a.m. prior to the service.
Arrangements in care of Olpin-Hoopes Funeral Home..

In lieu of flowers and in memory of Bob, please make contributions
to whomever may be running against Barack Obama in 2012.