Redneck Speedometer LOL

Redneck Speedometer LOL

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5 years 14 weeks ago, 8:50 AM

clintlebo

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where can I get one of these?!?!?!?!

Police officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Me: I was going bit scary.
Police officer: are you making fun of me son?
Me: no sir, it is what my speedometer says, see lookee here...

Me: so how much is the ticket going to be?

clint

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5 years 14 weeks ago, 10:04 AM

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clintlebo

haha if u come here to tennessee i bet someone will give u one lol, im glad u like my redneck stuff, i have more and will post soon.

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5 years 14 weeks ago, 4:40 AM

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good one raffy

that is funny and I like what clint said about it. LOL

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5 years 10 weeks ago, 10:17 PM

undeniable

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Not really redneck.

The damn things in Kilometers, not miles. Who the hell can convert k.m.h. to m.p.h.? I do like having sockets in m.m. as opposed to fractions though. Takes the thinkning out of it.

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4 years 44 weeks ago, 10:30 AM

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Funny

I want one.

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