Redneck Survival Kit

Redneck Survival Kit

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8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:26 PM

Anonymous

my kit

this is all i need!

8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:29 PM

LLE

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is gonna help get the booger-bear?

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:31 PM

Anonymous

booger bear bait

i'll bait em' with a nice cold beer!then blam blam!

8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:41 PM

Schuyler

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you were going to drink that swill. It's worse than Dixie Beer. (Do they still sell Dixie Beer. It should be outlawed, then only outlaws will have it.) How about a nice Bitburger Pilsner?

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

Anonymous

sky!

not all of us can afford to live on an island and drink fancy microbrew!at least the beer is american made!

8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

LLE

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sneaky rascal. If you are not careful, you might outdo Mr. Snake

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:27 PM

ssrs10

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Greasy

Vodka? Ammo?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:28 PM

Anonymous

stickler

for details aint ya?

8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:29 PM

ssrs10

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Greasy

haha just sayin....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
8 years 2 weeks ago, 5:48 PM

Dr.angusmd21

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all you need

is a hot chick in the pic and no one would notice the beer. just sayin

2850 fps
8 years 2 weeks ago, 8:26 AM

raffycanlas

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redneck survival kit

youre missing jerky and moonshine.

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
8 years 2 weeks ago, 8:30 AM

coldfront

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greasy

will we be seeing you up in a clock tower anytime soon?? lol

Confucious say: Go to bed itchy asshole, wake up stinky pinky
8 years 2 weeks ago, 8:48 AM

runawaygun762

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Too bad the same can't be said for the gun. What? No -06, or 30-30? What ever happened to the rednecks I knew growing up? Now you're all driving toyota tundras and shooting those commie pieces of junk. Well, whatever stops the "Gummint boys", right? Me and my hoity-toity black rifle M4 and combat tupperware Glock will help you out, so long as it isn't raining out. We all know how unreliable those Stoner guns can be if it ain't sunny and 70 degrees, don't we?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
7 years 50 weeks ago, 8:03 PM

GLOCKSTER

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no moonshine? and a lighter would help when your out at night

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
7 years 50 weeks ago, 8:49 PM

countykeyman

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redneck??????

You damn sure ain't on redneck without a pistol and some chewin tobacco

"Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician" - Jeff Cooper
7 years 50 weeks ago, 11:01 PM

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Coors is what you drink when your the designated driver. Lets get Molsen or Labatts

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