Redneck Vacation

Redneck Vacation

Snake and Luther were chatting online one afternoon when Snake tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Snake, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
"I'm taking Earlene with me."

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:57 PM

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Funny!

Are you gonna show a picture of Luther?

I don't believe I want to see a picture of Earlene.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
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