Seniors, don't mess with them, they've been around!

Seniors, don't mess with them, they've been around!

SMART ASS:

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break

in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store

wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior

is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked

up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass,

then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 8:23 PM

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Seniors

LOL.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 11 weeks ago, 9:14 PM

Anonymous

HA!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

4 years 11 weeks ago, 9:38 AM

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Always remember that old rule: "Never pick a fight with a Senior, he will just shoot your ass".

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
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