Senor President

Senor President

MOVING TO MEXICO

Dear Sr. President, Senate and House of Representatives:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into
Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico ,
and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my
way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.

3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual)
teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their
school.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to
government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has
at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on
my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the
strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President
Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely, US Citizen & Taxpayer

samD

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5 years 10 weeks ago, 6:32 PM

daisycutter

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our houses hideous colors, not play country
western music LOUD, Not get drunk and not
stab each other at weddings and baby baptisms.
Lets not spray paint "tag" neighborhood
fences and walls of businesses. Lets not
drive around in Chevy Cars with silly
hydraulics shooting at each other from
those cars. Lets not wear baggy pants and
hair nets and not get tattoos of Mary
and names of our hometown.
They would HATE us for that!!!

iyaoyas
5 years 10 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

samD

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LOL

amen Daisy and no push carts with all beef hot dogs and BBQ ribs.

5 years 10 weeks ago, 6:54 PM

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ryo have miss you these past few days, but main computer is up and running and online now!

Your ichiban magomusuko,

LittleDragon

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5 years 10 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

daisycutter

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great idea. Haiti is a small place full of
stupid people, right? How's about we go
there, chase away all the stupid people,
Liberia would be a good place for them, then
we could set up our very own Conservative
Republic. Lots of big titted women to bring
us beer and all the papaya we could stuff
ourselves with. When we run out of money, declare
war on the US and let them send us foreign aid.
Whadda ya think?

iyaoyas
5 years 10 weeks ago, 10:59 PM

samD

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Daisy it sounds like

"The Mouse That Roared" But hell I am game...

5 years 10 weeks ago, 7:18 PM

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Great letter samD

Did you send it?

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
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