The Sermon

The Sermon

A   minister decided that a visual
demonstration   would add emphasis
To his Sunday   sermon.

Four worms were placed   into
Four separate jars..

The first   worm was put into a  container
Of  alcohol.
The   second worm was put into a  container
Of  cigarette  smoke.
The  third worm was put  into a container  of
Chocolate  syrup.
The   fourth worm was put into a container  of
Good  clean  soil.

At  the conclusion of  the sermon, the
Minister  reported the  following results:
The first worm in   alcohol -Dead.

The   second worm in cigarette smoke  -Dead

The   Third worm in chocolate syrup  -Dead

Fourth   worm in good clean soil  -Alive.

So  the Minister asked the congregation
What did   you learn from this demonstration?

samD  was sitting in the back,
Quickly raised his hand and said,

'As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
  That   pretty much ended the  service  . 

1 Comment

7 years 43 weeks ago, 6:56 PM


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good point

guess i should of bought more alcohol,cigs,and chocolate for the ex.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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