Sheriff's Test

Sheriff's Test

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

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3 years 4 weeks ago, 12:59 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Verry, verry good !!!!

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3 years 4 weeks ago, 6:00 AM

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Damnit SamD

I should know better than to read your posts and drink coke at the same time. Now I gotto go clean up my mess

If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
3 years 4 weeks ago, 7:06 AM

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LMAO.wish it was really that easy.

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