Shit to ponder

Shit to ponder

Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwichB .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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4 years 30 weeks ago, 11:44 AM

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SamD

I like this post,also adding Le Penseur (The Thinker) made this post stand out to me. Good Post SamD.

4 years 30 weeks ago, 12:23 PM

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This is why you're the President. Long may you reign!

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 30 weeks ago, 12:45 PM

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'The Thinker'

My mom has a bronze replica of 'The Thinker' that we picked up overseas on our many travels, great post sam.

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the thinker.....

who put the crazy glue on this rock???

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 30 weeks ago, 3:26 PM

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That's no shit Ivan,

I would be thinkin' too if my ass was glued to the rock....LOL!

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