Sometimes a man can't hear her shit anymore.
She did that once.
We don't do that anymore.
I'll bet that is a story to be told sometime around a campfire. LOL Maybe not! Just thinking it might be a good story.
I'd like all of us to get around a camp fire sometime, I bet it would be a blast.
some day. I also think it would be a good time.
I'll bet we could tell some tales. Some of them might even be true. Hey, I'm honest, I have always said (when I was married) that I wore the pants in my family......the ones SHE laid out for me to put on! LOL
Yeah, but not too many. :)
about that one. Kind of like telling fish stories. You know I had one THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIs big, and got it all the way up to the boat and that sucker just spit that lure in my face and swam off......
LOL...Yea, I've heard the campfire stories, and told a few too.
My daughter was in the back seat of the car and my wife was driving. She asked if I would let her get a swallow of my soda so I acted like I had a mouth full and was going to spit it at her. She tells me if you do that I'll kick you in your ough oughs and I told that I wasn't afraid because they were in my wifes purse and that was back at the house.
at the house,my wife just looks at me and says"funny boy" and giggles,WTF,I have run work with 350+ tradesman onsite and have no trouble getting any of them to snap to.
And she knows it. My wife too. Damn it!
let her find some jellyfish... there are plenty of fish in the sea
Tell her thats ok honey, I was more interested in some serious raw raunchy animalistic nasty sex tonight anyways not doing it Doggy Style. With Me sitting up and Begging and Her Laying down and playing Dead!