Snake trying to JetSki

Snake trying to JetSki

He traded all his guns, his cars and single wide + $1000 he borrowed from his granny to get it.

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 10:50 PM

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hahaha

good one

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
3 years 47 weeks ago, 10:54 PM

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OMG!!!!

this is just soooo Wrong!!! But Im sure its true @ the same time!! U R so twisted Sam!!!

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:14 PM

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Not enough power

That thing needs a big Dodge hemi to move that fat ass around.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:43 PM

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before you ruin all of us with the mental image.. By the way has the senior center banned you for the speedos yet....

Evening my friends, how are my highly valued buds and buddets tonight..

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:46 PM

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Greg

I'm decent enough. You get word from the doctor tomorrow, don't you?

And you have a PM.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:49 PM

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greg

hows it?got a minute for a funny thing that happened to me today?

3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:50 PM

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Good night all

Good company, matter of fact, great company, but I'm tired. Hope to visit with you tomorrow.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:54 PM

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night Bob..

i got scheduled for the tests today so it will be next week... praying, least Garys doing better,

Mike go ahead buddy..

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 12:05 AM

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Greg

first off...

dont mean to upset ya when I call or post to you.Not my point but if I cause that I hope that is at least followed by a smile.

next...
called my doc today to make an appointment.it immediately went to hold and said there "will be a 10 minute wait"and to please be patient.I got a case of the ass and called back.this time I pressed 2 for spanish.a woman come on the line and said"blah bleah bluah".I said"I would like to make an appointment with my doctor.with a shitty tone of voice I heard "hold sir".

WTF is this?

I am thinking that this is nothing more than the fact that I am on state medical.My fat white pasty ass gets the sloppy seconds to go see a doctor that keeps writing me prescriptions for anti depressants that are "supposed to help with nerve pain and back pain"in low doses.I aint depressed!I wanna be better!I wanna work!

FUCK!

makes a fella wanna drink!it really does!

remember,I am experiencing right now what Obamacare is all about!
B WARE PEOPLE!
it is FKT!

thanks for listening Greg!

3 years 47 weeks ago, 8:36 AM

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to keep you from blowing a gasket.
sounds like you might be close
better take the pills bud

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
3 years 47 weeks ago, 12:08 AM

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BTW Greg

I am really not a whiny ass.it is just that you always have a different spin or good thought for me so i throw this BS at ya.sorry you gotta be the brother....

3 years 47 weeks ago, 12:14 AM

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Mike hold on buddy...

First off i want you to know how much those words you said meant to me...you were there for me, every bit as much as i ever was for you brother....

The doc thing is a flat pisser.. If it makes you feel better i got the same run around setting up my tests today.. Actually thought the same thing you did grease, wondered if it was because of retired SS stuff.. Anyway, your absoluty right about what its going to be like in the future.. The CBO has already said that docs areen't going to be reimbursed (by 1/3) as much with the new program..

Other thing is Mike.. you know how this works with looking for a reason to slam a couple down.. Everything i told you the other night applys here my friend, we both know it does.. Yep the Lord will forgive ya, but its that much easier the next time..

Buddy i don't know if im helping, im just sorry Mike...The sorta thing you wish you could just fix for friends.. and i sure wish i could.

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 12:16 AM

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but im falling asleep at the wheel here guys.. i need to go to bed...

Grease.. you will be in my prayers buddy.. night..

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 12:20 AM

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thanx greg!

nite!

3 years 47 weeks ago, 1:17 AM

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Hey ecaman!!!

Im fixen to go to bed. The hubby wants us to "ACT" like regular ppl while he is off for the next wk, and we're supposed to sleep when its dark, and be up when its light. I dont think Im gonna like this very much..... But on the brighter side, we're going 4-wheeler riding tomorro@ LBL. We'll have a good time!! I'll talk to you tomorrow!!!

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