Snaks a Poledancer for Haysi's new stripper club

Snaks a Poledancer for Haysi's new stripper club

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

Anonymous

SamD!!

QUIT CALLING ME SNAKS!!!!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:27 PM

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I've never felt so bad for a pole before......

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:29 PM

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to get her seperated from that pole...

5 years 20 weeks ago, 10:46 PM

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Or

the jaws of life.

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:32 PM

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Snaks, just chill man.

You call my guns & ebear ugly, not his gun but him personally. You call runawaygun762, runs. So I thought it cool to name you Sanks. I like it.
I'll bet you have eatin' more Moon Pies and Cracklins than snakes anyways.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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Look at the pic samD

Calling me Snaks makes me hungry!!! Im very sesitive of my weight!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:01 PM

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that picture

in no way makes me hungry

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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Ebear!!

Snaks is like Snacks! And Im a big guy. So no call snake snaks!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:02 PM

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it was sam....lolol...he says you got big titties

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:09 PM

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ebear

No you didnt call me anything but you were thinking it. I have Psychic powers.....nah just kidding with you amigo. Have you killed that cat yet?

ITS WATCHIN YA!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:10 PM

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lol

i'll kill that fuckin cat!!!!!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:15 PM

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WATCH OUT!!!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:34 PM

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mmmmmmmmm

cracklins!!!!!!!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:37 PM

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con hot sauce on them

5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

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fresh pork rinds with hot sauce and sqeeze a lime all over it and a cold DOS XX.....ES LA VIDA LOCA!!!!!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

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don't forget the spray cheese on those cracklins buddy! yeeeeeha you'll be squeezin your cheeks to keep from crappin in your Levi's

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:23 PM

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god damn mike

not a pretty picture

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:27 PM

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The truth and experience is a bitch!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

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I don't like Lime in my beer, though. If that Dos XX's was any good you wouldn't have to put lime in them.

Ate at a little place called Wisdoms in Tubac last night, been there since 1944. Great authentic Mexican food. They serve their margaritas in jars. I had bacon wrapped camarones with fresh salsa and homemade flour tortillas and great rice. They make Fruit Chimichangas for dessert. Peach, Apple and Blueberry with ice cream. Es muy fina.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:49 PM

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fuck sam

you're more wetback than i am...lolol

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:52 PM

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I used to live in the SF Bay Area and we had great Mexican Restaurants.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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samD es muy Loca

samD es muy Loca

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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in Leon Guanajuato Mexico, where my father has his ranch, there is a hang out in a beautiful garden park where they sell a torta with fresh pork rinds and a heavy pico de gallo sauce that will strip paint. it is fantastic. No where else but this place makes them.

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:07 PM

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What state and what is it close to? I want to go tomorrow to try this.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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its central mexico

about 4.5 hours from Mexico city...its the Boot capital of mexico.

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:14 PM

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?

5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:23 PM

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Guadalajara & Colima. I had friends who lived in Colima for a few years.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:24 PM

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sud

i lived on the ranch for a year after high school....lots of good memories.

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:25 PM

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I am doing the raviolis, cheese and wild mushrooms and I am making a Bechamel Sauce to put over them.

5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:43 PM

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That'll be good for a skid in the shorts!!!!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:26 PM

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ok sam

enjoy...by the way anyone hear from that homo , runawayfag?

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:38 PM

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Pizza and beer is good. Sam, you shouldn't wait so long to get stuff done. You are pretty old, after all. The longer you wait for dinner, the more likely senility is to cause you to forget where the kitchen is. ebear, bearmeat said you two have a candlelight dinner and butt play session tonight. Why aren't you getting your black leather chaps on, mijo?

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 6:42 PM

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lol

be nice run....as soon as sam remembers where he put his teeth he can eat with a fork...if not...its soup again....awwww come on hunny bunny you know you're my main bitch

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

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SHUT UP RUNS!!!

Ebear is watching you. Also the cat saw you!!!

AND IF YOU SAY SHUT UP SNAKE THEN I WILL RELEASE MEDUSA!!!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:18 PM

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samD-all you guys have it wrong, I heard they have come up with a new post hole digger thats works for food!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:36 PM

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Snaks, what?

What the fuck are you talking about? Cat? I have a mirror, Medusa will turn herself to stone. I've seen the Hercules movie. Shut up, snaks!!!

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:39 PM

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Please keep going this shit is killin me, I havent laughed like this in awhile! snaks, runs..... lolololololol

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5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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Runs

Kiss my pole dancing white ass!!!! Ask ebear about said cat! I got a slingshot Ill break all them damn mirrors. I dont belive in bad luck!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 7:42 PM

Anonymous

NOT SNAKS!!!

5 years 22 weeks ago, 8:53 PM

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ok snaks

we will only call you snaks

5 years 22 weeks ago, 9:03 PM

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if you all must know

I had a very bad itch in me crack! lol

5 years 22 weeks ago, 9:06 PM

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Is it stinky pinky time?

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5 years 14 weeks ago, 8:48 AM

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:27 AM

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my eyes my eyes

my eyes my eyes

5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:44 AM

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Just misunderstood

That aint a pole that is a kick stand for fat people.

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:30 AM

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Still laughing about the ones from weeks ago... Sammy what do ya suppose happed to Snake..

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:33 AM

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Morning Greg

I think Snaks has succumed to the cult of the Sushi Gang. He is gullible and naive enough to follow Ford, Vic as a role model. They have tried to start their own gun sight... LOL

5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:38 AM

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Snake was good for laughs sometimes.

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:46 AM

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mostly laughing at him...Sometimes with him.

5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:49 AM

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for the last game of the year against the eagles...i was hoping to meet the boys...o well

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:48 AM

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Ok then, thanks for that Sam.. I might be old, but im slow as shit.. Honestly didn't know, now it all makes since. Sure will miss the "stories"

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 9:52 AM

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naa, i wana, but we all know its not right.. besides if he came back i'd welcome the boy with open arms. He could at least admit when he messed up.

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 10:22 AM

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Look at all their guns and mountaineering tools and report back.

5 years 8 weeks ago, 10:39 AM

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Having a hard time wraping my mind around it all. I have read all the old posts, Once you open your mind to the possiblity of it being one person.. wow.. it's really spooky

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this must be the only way she can get some pipe laid

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