Sneezing

Sneezing

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Pepper."

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 8:22 PM

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lol

good one,i'm stealing it for sure.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 11 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

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Bless you.

Bless you.

4 years 11 weeks ago, 11:09 PM

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Bless you.. covers it all..

Bob, sorta figured you would know the story on the little Colt, Got a kick out of that and Mikes info to Pard about reloading.. you guys are sorta the answer men.. Mike, praying all goes well on this trip..

Got to go to bed guys 0600 wake up tomorrow which is REAL early for me... night my friends..

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 11:16 PM

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Greg

sent an email to ya via miss Gloria.no need to respond.

4 years 11 weeks ago, 11:18 PM

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Greg

I've owned both of those .25 ACP Colts. I liked the Junior better, because having to hold in a grip safety on a .25 ACP is a pain in the ass. It's so tiny to start with that you get about 1 1/2 fingers on the grip, and then you have to activate the grip safety. Effective range, given that problem, is CONTACT!

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 11 weeks ago, 11:35 PM

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.25 ACP

just seems like a waste of time to me.I have seen a wounded deer (hit by car) someone tried to put down with a .25 ACP at near point blank in the head.it didnt do much.My .22 mag revolver finished the job properly.

4 years 11 weeks ago, 11:44 PM

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.25 ACP

Probably effective if you hold it to the enemy's eyeball. Possibly effective if you hold it to the temple. Otherwise, forget it.
A friend of mine was shot 6 times with a .25 ACP in his chest. 3 shots bounced off of his breast bone, and he picked the other 3 out of his flesh with his fingers.
Then he beat the shooter almost to death.

With that, I'll sign off. It's time to take care of the bedtime insulin, etc. I'll talk to you all tomorrow.

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4 years 11 weeks ago, 5:59 AM

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With a .25, you are better off to beat someone with the pistol than shoot them.

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 9:43 PM

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She's lucky she doesn't beat herself to death when she sneezes

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