Sometimes, there are just no words….

Sometimes, there are just no words….

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:50 PM

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Ok, this is the kind of girl you find in Miami, boobs waaaaay too big, collagen lip injection, obvious face lift, probably a chin tuck and those are porbably hair extensions. And it's like talking to a fence post to have a conversation with them. But hey, SamD don't need to talk anyways.

4 years 36 weeks ago, 8:57 AM

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Well, I would be

willing to overlook her ummmmm......"short commings"....LOL!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:50 PM

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HIGH MAINTENANCE!

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:51 PM

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You know to cover the face, whilst. well u know....

4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:55 PM

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Yea Sam, I know. LOL! I think that's very patriotic that you use a flag.

4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:11 PM

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Send me in!

Just let me try it. You never know what you'll find. She might be the perfect woman for you. Then again, she might not, but at least I would have tried it.

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:14 PM

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Ecaman, go for it!! I

Ecaman, go for it!! I already know she isn't right for me. When a woman is made of of 40% flame retardant material, it just ain't gonna work for me.

4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:24 PM

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Why Cat

You like to set them on fire when your done? thats not right man! LOL Man is it me or am I just a little sick?

4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:24 PM

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R3bauer

Ur just a little sick!!!!! LOL Had to comment on that Adam. Sorry!!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:26 PM

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R2baer, I don't like to leave evidence laying around.

4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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All the plastic in her

would leave a big puddle! To ard to get that smell of burnt plastic out of the house.

4 years 36 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

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I like my women a little bit on the trashy side, NOT the whole hog like this one.

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
4 years 36 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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Casablanca analogy aside, my tie in is that of all the posts i had to comment on this one..

Bauer cracked me up with that comment .. We've taken a good Iowa farm boy and turned him into ebear..to funny..

Brad is right.. Guessing all us guys have had experiance with form over function (no ebear i didn't say fuction) gals.. I will say that she has all the bases covered for not being singled out as either a welder, or plumber..Whats funny is a gal who dresses like this and then bitches about being "objectified"..

Real Men want real women.. yeah we might fantasize about them a bit, add or subtract some curves, guessing women probably do this with us as well.. but we sure don't want Barbie..

After the honeymoon period, when real life settles in.. what you really want is someone you can honestly share life with.. The good and bad, the laughs, and the fears.. Someone you know is going to be there when the shit hits the fan, and it seems like no one else is..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 36 weeks ago, 4:08 PM

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Amen Greg. Amen brother. And I don't think that exists anymore.

4 years 36 weeks ago, 5:35 PM

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It does exist Brad

but it is Goddamn hard to find!!!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

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Amen Hamp

Just count me among the lucky sumbeeches!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

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Me too Vaq but

it only took me 10 years, two deadbeat wives and a couple hundred grand to get here, was it worth it...............HELL YES!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 5:53 PM

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Next month

will be 13 yrs for us. I one of the lucky ones

4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:12 PM

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Who knows,,,, maybe like Hamp,,,, I may have just met the right one. An unknown neighbor to me till now(country .....everybody So far apart) She is gorgeous and unattached.

It's been 5 years since the ex,,,, gonna see this one thru a bit.

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:14 PM

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Good Luck Bigg'n

If it took skill, I'd be celibate!!!
LOL!!!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:22 PM

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Edit above,

It took 18 years ( I lived alone with my kids for 8 years), three kids, two deadbeat wives, a bunch of money.......and a partridge in a pear tree....LOL!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:27 PM

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My real problem

none of my ex's were multi-orgasmic till they met me

....so then the damn breakups were a son of a bitch for me. MAN they were always out for blood!!

..I'm kinda glad I pissed them off good (gotta have some kind of satisfaction aye?? maybe that is a bad thing to wish ....fuggit)

"We fight not for Glory nor for Honors; but only and alone we fight for Freedom, which no Good Man surrenders but with his life" - Robert the Bruce "Declaration of Arbroath"
4 years 36 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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Greg, you said

it all right there.....quite right.

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 3:38 PM

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Yuk

More dollars than sense...

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 3:49 PM

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before or after, makes no difference. She won't go broke anytime soon!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

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" frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 36 weeks ago, 3:53 PM

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My money says

She is an over the hill porn whore

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 3:55 PM

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Over the hill

I'd like to go over them hills! I just don't want to get stuck! LUMPY!!!!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 3:59 PM

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Yeah,

pop her in 4L and head for the summit....zoom, zoom!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:21 PM

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15 years and counting

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:24 PM

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Schuy

Congatulations man. Here's to another 15 and more!

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:27 PM

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Good for you Schuyler,

that was what I was aiming for back in the day......Just didn't work out......

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4 years 36 weeks ago, 6:35 PM

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Excellent Schuyler

My Mom and Dad And my mom's brother both celebrated 50 years together last year and the year before(aunt and uncle)

When they renewed their wedding vows at church,, my dad got chocked up reciting because he loved mom so much. It was something,, everyone in church got chocked up, I could here it.

It was AWESOME to witness such an accomplishment. Pride in the fact that you and yours are on the same road man ...kudos

Like Hamp, I was aiming for the same day myself. but ...

"We fight not for Glory nor for Honors; but only and alone we fight for Freedom, which no Good Man surrenders but with his life" - Robert the Bruce "Declaration of Arbroath"
4 years 25 weeks ago, 6:22 AM

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33 years to life...

My wife and I have been married 33 years oct 15. I either lucked out the first time, or made a
wise decision to begin with.

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
4 years 23 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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44 years

It was 44 years this past July. The road was rough at times, but we worked it all out, and our kids had a daddy and mommy. I'm kind of amazed that she's stuck with me.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 23 weeks ago, 7:32 PM

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Congrats all

Congrats all

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