A special Fairy Tale just for men......

A special Fairy Tale just for men......

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?'
The Princess said, ‘NO!!!'

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 5:24 PM

Anonymous

Once upon a time

The End

6 years 27 weeks ago, 6:11 PM

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Good one DC

Learn from this, all you single guys!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
6 years 27 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

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NOT TRUE

I love married women

...check... G-AZ
6 years 27 weeks ago, 7:26 PM

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In a perfect world women would call us for sex then leave us the hell alone unless it's for another round then leave or leave us the hell alone

6 years 27 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

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1BOOMER, u da man

been gone for a few, come back and find you...u my new hero

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6 years 27 weeks ago, 9:05 PM

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Great one

I love it..

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They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
6 years 27 weeks ago, 9:50 AM

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The life I can only dream of!

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