Statement of the Century

Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scots Thinker.
Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

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4 years 27 weeks ago, 10:36 AM

ecaman

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Fruitless

to try to apply logic here.
For one thing, she doesn't have a headache. She just doesn't want sex with you.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 27 weeks ago, 3:45 AM

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This guy is funny.

This guy is funny.

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