The Super Bowl

The Super Bowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,

a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to

come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl
we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find

someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"..

The man shakes his head.

"No, they're all at the funeral."

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3 years 51 weeks ago, 2:56 PM

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Old one

but a good one and nice pic SamD to go along with the joke!!!

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3 years 51 weeks ago, 2:58 PM

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Jack, I am old too.

Where abouts in Florida will you be located?

3 years 51 weeks ago, 3:20 PM

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Super Bowl

That's not a joke - it's a way of life.

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3 years 51 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

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Hurlburt Field

Destin, Fort Walton Beach area, next door to Eglin AFB. (panhandle of Florida)

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3 years 51 weeks ago, 3:24 PM

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SamD

I only plan on staying for 1 year to 18 months though, finish up some more school, get TS clearance then head out that way because ultimately I want to be in Arizona.

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They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
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