Sweet Little Melissa

Sweet Little Melissa

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her
father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and
we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me
for giving someone a valentine?

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: 'No, I don't
think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a
Valentine to?'

'Osama Bin Laden,' she says.

'Why Osama Bin Laden?' her father asks in shock.

'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American
Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a
Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start
loving people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd
start going all over the place to tell everyone how
much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore.'

Her father's heart swells and
he looks at his daughter with new found pride..
'Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I
have ever heard.'

'I know, ' Melissa says, 'and once that gets him
out in the open, the Marines could shoot the
fucker.'

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:20 PM

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samD

Damit man cut it out. I don't need to keep falling
on the floor laughing.
That's plumb fukin cool

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 4:17 PM

Anonymous

HAHAHA!!!

Great,keep them coming samD!

4 years 48 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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Good one samD

Still laughing!

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