This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , the Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if Arizona 's
Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intend to cut off
America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 & Super
And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more
candidates for President of the United States!
Folks, it's gonna get ugly!