Taliban & Muslim Warnings

Taliban & Muslim Warnings

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , the Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if Arizona 's
Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intend to cut off
America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 & Super
8 Managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more
candidates for President of the United States!

Folks, it's gonna get ugly!

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 2:54 PM

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Promise?

Promise?

2 years 22 weeks ago, 8:21 AM

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Seriously!

Because this constitutes a verbal contract, so if they send us any more we're going to sue!

2 years 22 weeks ago, 7:24 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Sue the Taliban

with a payload of 2000lb "subpoenas" delivered by a B2 spirit.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
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