Terror Alert Levels

Terror Alert Levels

GOVERNMENT WARNING
Terror Alert Levels (UNCLASSIFIED)

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

And in the southern hemisphere...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!" Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us."

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!,' "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend," and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 3:57 PM

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good one

gotta love it.

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 4:50 PM

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I'll get in trouble for doing it on the government computer, but I don't care

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2 years 47 weeks ago, 5:14 PM

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Great idea

This would make a great target to shoot at or in a urinal.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 7:37 AM

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muslims have decided to mark 9-11 with over running our embassy in Libya and killing an American, over running the embassy in Egypt and burning our flag.

What does the affirmative action "president" do? Directs the State Department to blame Christians.
If you cannot handle vugarities change channels now.

They, at the University of Arkansas, held a blood drive to mark the anniversary of 9-11, I would have told them to stick their blood up their goat smellers.
Maybe I can sleep better now.

Okay, I was a little over the top last night. obama says and does things that gets me furious, sorry.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 12:23 AM

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daisy daisy daisy..

If you cannot handle vugarities change channels now..

When ever someone says something about POTUS.. i try to remember just that .. it's like the officer you hated.. you saluted cause it was the uniform, and not the man.. more than once i've had this stance.. POTUS guys.. lets respect him..

Lew.. bless your heart.. Obary was at an age of reason when he changed his name.. watch the movie or read about 2016.. He's the ONLY Senator who voted for termination of life if a late term abortion was botched.. late term guys.. only a couple are for this act of evil.. a (nonamecalling) is to lazy to get an abortion till the last trimester.. the fetus is no longer some inch long something.. it's a baby.. and they have to actually cut it up to remove it.. so guess what happens if it still lives.. ONLY Obama ..say this again.. ONLY Obama has voted that a doc can let the now living baby die.. not even a good death.. NO CARE.. how the baby dies is sickining..

Americas best hour was when he was elected. it's worse will be if he's reelected.. Ocare will change the way America does health care for good.. it's out or in depending on the election..\

I'm torn on this, as i believe the last (large group) of REAL patriots in America are voting in this election.. Will always have the great troops that comprise our military, but the populace is changing.. we have three daughters.. one of which can really discuss politics.. Not talking about political views.. just an awareness of what were voting for.. one Daughter told me the other day.. The debt had ALWAYS been up.. told her how O had raised it more than any of the rest of them put together..really not sure if she believed me.. None us us understand what 16 trillioin is..

were living in an age that does not have an informed electorate.. serious here.. when i was a kid, you had to know how many were on the SC.. the lines of succesion.. the whole bi carmel thing.. all that was borring but we knew.. the voting age was droped due to the draft.. without the draft do you guys thing maybe the age should go back up..

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 7:25 AM

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1 video on utube and all Americans are to be blamed.
It's hard to not use the same reasoning against the islamists.
I'd like to think I'm a better man than that. Right now, I'm not.
Daisy, your language, while eloquent, is a bit weak.
The extremists are on Mexico and not for vacation.
The hour is late and our leaders are asleep at the wheel. The blood of the innocent will be on their hands. I fear that "every man for himself" may be the battle cry of this administration.
GOD help us.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 7:43 AM

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college kids are when islam causes open war in the streets. We've talked about problems between us and the govmnt, I really don't see that as likely BUT us and islam? Probably and yes, you can count on me.
I am sickened by the thought of war and killing but islam is bringing it to us.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 8:05 AM

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Kinky LOL
I avoid talking about abortion, it is murder. They murder the most vulnerable and most innocent. Abortionists should face the death penalty, I'm not open to discussion about it.
Nope, it's not a fetus, he or she is a baby, a living human being.

You're right about the health care plan that pelosi wrote and obama's name got stuck to. If the wins in November the "obamacare" will be permanent. If Romney wins most of it will be wiped out and some will remain. Once you give away tax dollars you can't say "Oops, we can't afford that", people assume it is their "right".
I feel that obama will lose in November but I did not see any logical way the could win the first time, it made NO SENSE that anyone would vote for it.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 9:50 AM

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What is NOT funny is a US ambassador and other US State Dept. workers murdered , US embassies trashed or destroyed, and the US Flag burned by agents of the Muslim Brotherhood, while the POTUS has no response other than campaign business as usual, and "Oh, by the way, PM Netanyahu, I have to cancel our meeting this week, why don't you talk with Hillary".
The truth is probably that while our so-called POTUS is not afraid to go one-on-one, playing
H O R S E on the basketball court, he is scared shitless to go face to face with Netanyahu, a tough former IDF Commando, now that the Iranians are about 30 days from enough fissionable material to make their first [perhaps first few] nuclear weapons. It's easy to imagine the conversation:
BiBi: "You still insist that we are not to attack the Iranian nuclear facilities---we are still to wait---wait for WHAT?---for Tel Aviv to disappear in a nuclear mushroom cloud? Wait for how long??---until Iran has enough warheads on SCUD missiles, to reach every major city in the middle east and Europe??---or maybe even until they have an ICBM that can reach Washington, DC?? Do you not understand that the Iranian theocratic leaders' vision is to lead the worldwide jihad, and establish the second great Caliphate, headquartered in the new Persian Empire??" " I am unable to lead Israel from behind--this threat is one that places the EXISTENCE of my country in precipitous jeopardy---we will not wait until the middle east, Europe or YOUR COUNTRY is placed in such jeopardy; we will do what any rational people would do, under the same circumstances."
POTUS: " Uh--mmmmm, well Bibi, at least tell us what, when, where and how"?
Bibi: [laughs hysterically, and walks out].

Perhaps we should look at this, as a modern version of the Alamo.
The new Lone Star State is Israel, and the defenders are outnumbered , considering the Islamic states who will pile-on, perhaps by 6+ to 1. THIS Lone Star State's existential guiding principal is:
"NEVER AGAIN", which should communicate clearly to any would-be aggressor something similar to William Travis's message to the people of Texas and the World---his message ends with the words: "VICTORY OR DEATH". But "NEVER AGAIN" means MORE than that. "NEVER AGAIN" means --you will not be allowed the passivity of a frightened, peace-seeking people---you will reap the horrors of the monster you have helped to create.
The right wing, blood and guts Israelis put it another, very undiplomatic way:

I am the Sword of my Family,
and the Shield of my Nation.
If sent, I will crush everything you have built,
burn everything you love,
and kill every one of you.
[Author unknown]

It is lamentable that nations who believe in reasonableness and concilliation, must be victimized by an impotent, incompetent concilliator like the UN, and threatened by other national entities who believe in solutions that include exponging their antagonists from the face of the earth.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 3:10 PM

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BRAVO LLE !

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 3:58 PM

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This is the best Kudos I ever received!! I do prefer Scotch, however--LMAO

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 10:13 AM

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LLE,

Once again, succinct and on point. As they said " From your lips to God's ear"
I really think that all Political Candidates be mentally evaluated prior to running for office or re-election. Hope all is well with you and yours. Not meaning that you need evaluation...lol
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2 years 14 weeks ago, 12:27 PM

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While I am not a political candidate, I may very well NEED a psycho check out at this point. I could do it myself, but that would violate professional ethics--and all that sh-t about the exam result would be worth exactly what I paid for it.

With all the international crap that has been hitting the fan lately, I find myself becoming increasingly agitated, and fearful that our POTUS and his Homeland Defense folks are going to make a very serious miscalculation that is going to embolden [AND HELP] our sworn enemies even more than they are right now.
When you think about it, thanks to our pourous southern border, we now have at least 10 Islamo-terrorist cells, and more coming, aided and abetted by the Mexican mercenaries who relish the thought of helping to take us down, and get back their "stollen" geography. Those cells could make 9-11 look like an amateur operation.

If O gets reelected, I am sure that apology will become a primary article of international policy. The only positive about that is to be able to picture Hillary as the Ass-Kisser-in-Chief. Otherwise we will begin to look like the folks described in the "Terror Alert", above.
Everything is good here, although trying to grow hair on the BALD radiation spot on my noggin, is going very slowly, and is interfering with my auditions for movie and TV roles. LMBFAO.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 12:38 PM

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Not reaction to the video. Btw, the Koran burning preacher seems connected to the video about mohammed.

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 1:54 PM

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in my tortured, paranoid opinion--Those attacks were planned, and coordinated by the Muslim Brotherhood and their co-conspirators from al Qaeda and more right wing terrorists. The attacks served two purposes:
first, to teach us another lesson born of the same hate and discontent that triggered the years of planning for 9-11, and second, as a demonstration by the local trainees that they are learning and almost ready for the "big time" stuff.
If our intelligence people are doing their jobs, they should be uncovering the management personnel and organization structure of the Muslim Brotherhood [MB]. We should have learned [from the bin Laden debacle] that once identified, each top leadership person, when found, must be eradicated immediately, despite possible collateral damage. And then we should proceed down the organization chart and systematically destroy their hierarchy, as best we can. If we do not, I predict that within two years, the MB will have infiltrated and taken control of every major middle east Islamic country [except Iran], as they just did in Egypt. al Qaeda will then become a shadow army to train up all of the asymmetrical warfare troops, and Israel will be more catastrophically surrounded than ever before. Iran, by that time, will be happy to sell Nukes to any MB group who has the $$. THAT is how you spell "Prelude to Global War".

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 5:23 PM

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to get all the information that dwells inside the diseased skulls of the terrorists BUT, "our" president who attained the position revered and feared by all far and near has made intellegence gathering well-nigh a criminal activity.

President George Bush took aggressive action to protect us, it worked but he was not an affirmative action hire who wooed the voters with rainbows and unicorns, tons of feel good bullshit.

In other words, unless Prime Minister Netanyahu takes over Chief Executive duties from obama, we're in a world of shiite. At least P.M. Netanyahu was born in the U.S. !

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2 years 13 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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of Bibi Netanyahu as POTUS, I regret to inform you that he was born in Tel Aviv, Israel. He would be the first to clarify that issue, very quickly, unlike another person whose country of birth is still in considerable doubt.
Bibi spent some valuable growin' up time, and educatin' time in the good old USA--graduating from high school in a suburb of Philadelphia, and getting undergrad and grad degrees from MIT. That's probably why he sounds like "an American".

He served the country of his birth, with distinction, in combat, especially in his younger days as a wounded soldier and later as an officer in IDF Commando and Special Operations units......a considerable contrast with the alleged background of our present POTUS.

When Bibi speaks to the people of the USA, he speaks to us straight from the shoulder. Yes-- he is a politician---but he knows us very well and he knows we are not going to swallow any diplomatic BS language. He tries hard not to induce anxiety--he knows that we know that his country has a nuclear arsenal. He wants us to have confidence that those weapons would never be used unless there were an all out, existence-threatening attack on his country.

I believe he is correct when he observes--if the despotic, Iranian theocratic leaders say they wish to wipe his country off the face of the earth--HE BELIEVES THEM, because the history of his co-religionists demonstrates, over the centuries, those who proclaimed such a goal, actually attempted to do so. I sincerely doubt, he will permit his country to become the victim of Chaimberlain/Carter-style appeasement. He and his cabinet are faced-with an excrutiatingly difficult decision, much like President Truman faced, when WE had the nukes that could be deployed over Japan. I believe Bibi and his Cabinet will make the correct decision, and WE must be prepared to deal with the results of our administration's abysmal lack of support.

It would not be a bad idea IMO, if those of us of the Judeo-Christian persuasions, were to put Israel on the prayer lists. THEY are going to need it.

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2 years 13 weeks ago, 9:30 PM

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PM Netanyahu is the first, as I understand it, native born Israeli PM. I just got all caught up in the heat of the moment and knowing he went to school in the U.S. forgot he is a native of his own country but hey, what's the big deal? The precident may have been set for foreigners to become president of the U.S., afterall, by obama's own words he himself is not a natural born U.S. citizen.

I agree, the Israelis will show tremendous restraint before busting a nuke on anyone. In past wars they have been competent fighters, genius strategians and quite lucky. The odds should eventually give the churls a bit of luck albeit a short lived bit of luck when their home town becomes a glowing hole in the ground.
If that happens during the obama presidency will Israel become an Ishmael amongst her former allies? That is one of my fears, "big bad Jews use nuclear weapons to prevent the annihilation of their nation, How dare they?" If effectively isolated it would be a matter of time until they are driven off the land God gave them or are reduced in numbers to the point that there are more Jews in Miami Florida than in the Middle East.
Whatcha think?

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2 years 13 weeks ago, 1:08 PM

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who agree with your last pargraph 100%, re the "big bad Jews". [two-tenths % of world population]. How dare they: That was the reaction by the then POTUS and ALMOST all of his cabinet, when the Israelis took out the Iraqi reactor in 1981. You will remember that Sec/State Al Haig became an instant hero of Israel by his very crisp denouncing of his colleagues for their vehement verbal criticism of the attack.["some day we will get down on our knees and thank GOD for what Israel did"......(and we did rejoice that Saddam did not have nukes during the Gulf war).
But curiously, there was no great public acrimony by the US administration about the take out of the Syrian installation in 2007. [That may have been a function of our embarrassment over poor intelligence about what Assad was trying to do, and our satisfaction to allow the rest of the world to think WE (secretly) directed the Israelis.] It would not have been good for Assad to have nukes during the present upheaval!!

I believe you are correct about world-wide villification of Israel, IF they have to use nukes to survive. I do not believe anyone--whether an individual country or even a large coalition, will be successful in driving them off the land without very serious repercussions on the health of the rest of the world. There should not be a modern misunderstanding of the words: "Never Again".

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 9:37 AM

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Why do we not have angry mobs in the streets over here shouting death to Libya, death to Egypt?
That is what they would understand. That is what they would fear and respect.
Am I wrong?

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you know i think if we

just peppered our streets with American flags,like right after 9-11 and the 4th of July.Every time those fucktards see American TV they would see US Flags,and lots of 'em.They aren't going to get rid of us. And you can bet your ass none of them are gonna stomp a flag in this country.

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lucky..

hey.. it's 1225 here in az.. good job on the troll.. i got on to see what he was selling and you had already 86'd him..

On the troop thing.. i hear we lost four more troops today in the "stan".. more friendly fire, and more reason to bug out of there.. just not worth it anymore..

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 12:27 PM

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anything because we are civilized people, we respect the humanity of others. We hurt when people we don't know and have never met hurt.
We are closer to God than those heathen barbarian walking pieces of pig shit will ever be.
That said, I'd love dearly to pull embassy guard duty carrying the semi-auto 12ga loaded with 00 buck, with one of those humongus capacity magazines. "Pull" means toss another rag head over the wall!
Ya think?

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 12:33 PM

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Whack a mole? Knock one down and another head pops up.
He he!

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muhammads pop up LOL!

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2 years 14 weeks ago, 5:26 PM

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is, IMO, irrelevant in these two cases. The POTUS very conveniently skipped security briefings that allegedly would have told him of the strong likelyhood of 9/11 attacks on several middle-east US embassies, and his security advisors, apparently thought it best, not to bring this alarming intel to his attention, wherever he was. But they also apparently took no action to warn the State Dept. or take additional security action steps, themselves. THAT speaks volumes to me. Here we are in the middle of an asymmetrical war with radical Islam, and something as abysmally incompetent as that occurs!!??---and WE apologize for hurting the religious feelings of Muslims, everywhere, when we are being faced with attacks!!

One might get the idea that our Executive branch is in almost complete disarray. My enlightened paranoia tells me there is much more to this sad story. It begins with my belief that the POTUS is arguably a closet Islamist/socialist/communist, now referred to by some observers as an "Islammunist". With this belief as background, you can easily see, what would come next in my brand of paranoid thought. I will not verbalize it further, except to say, y'all are highly intelligent people, and I know you get my drift.

Vaq--With the events of two days ago, and another debacle unfolding in Yemen today, I am transported back to 9/11/01, and am reliving all of the feelings that welled up watching that horror unfold before our eyes. Nausea, rage, frustration and all-encompassing feelings of aggression are words that can describe some of what I am feeling. All that I can do at the moment is to fantasize what I would have done, if [God forbid] I were the POTUS. I take my cues mostly from President Reagan.

Messages to Prime MInister Shagur of the Libyan provisional government, and President Morsi of Egypt. Sir; On 9/11/12, the US Embassy in your country, was attacked and destroyed ( and in the case of Libya, our Ambassador and four of his staff were murdered). According to the Vienna Convention, even though this embassy is not sovereign US soil, we were entitled to, and indeed you were held responsible for, the protection of these instrumentalities. Our intelligence reports indicate that you did nothing to quell the riots and protect the US personnel and property.
Now, therefore, I, as President of the United States of America, and Commander-In-Chief of all US military forces, inform you that these events are wholly unacceptable and we consider the grievous results an invasion of our sovereignty even though international law does not so-provide. These events must be investigated, analyzed,and those responsible must be brought to justice.. Your government is expected to cooperate fully with US investigatory personnel and their accompanying military support organizations, to be landed in your country.
Reparations must and will be paid, after investigatory analysis is completed. Since your Treasury is depleted, you may expect these penalties to consist of significant reduction in US financial aid, to include possible complete cessation of such payments.
Failure of your government's complete cooperation, including due diligence in domestic law and order matters, will result in punitive actions on our part, up to and including destruction of some of your national assets, after warnings are issued for evacuation of population centers.
I expect to hear an acknowledgement and acceptance of these demands no later than close of business, 2100 UTC, 28 September 2012. This is a non-negotiable suspense date.

Sincerely,

LLE :0))

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They would have from this minute 'til I hang up the phone to accept the conditions or else
Tripoli would become a free-fire zone and after that Benghazi or maybe both at the same time.
Once they realize that islam sux and they convert to either Judaism or Christianity we would stop pounding them.

Our military will engage and kill anyone who says Allahu Akbar at any time and anyplace within their national boundries.
Did I mention them converting to Judaism or Christianity ?

'Spose we could do a conference call with both Libya and Egypt saving time?

Seriously, pounding them and showing them that using islam as an excuse to behave badly will continue to get them severly hurt. Tit for Tat, the nation of origin of the terrorists must pay the price in BLOOD and TREASURE for the terror attacks to end.
The country that the terrorists come from have very little concern about what their citizens do in another country until it comes back to them in spades.

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I do think that enforced conversion, under these circumstances, would insult the validity of the host's faith, and I doubt any branch of Judaism would accept a converting Muslim, who is forced to do so [harking back to the Spanish Inquisition/autodefe era]..
The problem with regard to your approach is separating the relatively innocent faithful from the Islamo-extremists, unless you are suggesting a "kill-them-all, and let GOD sort it out" approach, OR you believe that all 1.5 billion muslims also all subscribe to the kill all the jews and christians directives. THAT is one of the prime difficulties in fighting asymmetrical wars.

The real conundrum is that we just don't get it. The "it", in this case is that Islamo-extremism is an intertwining of politics and religion, with a fearsome religion driving politics. Thus, if you are a true believer, but do not like the politics--you then are an infidel, subject to losing your and perhaps your familiy's heads in a somewhat painful manner.

As some have said, this Century may see a new version of the old Crusades.

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the same as asking him to commit suicide, not a bad idea now that I think about it. There I go again :<)

All after seriously was serious: "Seriously, pounding them and showing them that using islam as an excuse to behave badly will continue to get them severly hurt. Tit for Tat, the nation of origin of the terrorists must pay the price in BLOOD and TREASURE for the terror attacks to end.
The country that the terrorists come from have very little concern about what their citizens do in another country until it comes back to them in spades."

I firmly believe the sudden rise in islam is a direct result from the United States, The U.K., France, Finland, Switzerland, Germany, Sweden (and I no doubt missed some) treating islam as some sort of victim group in need of our sympathy and protection.
We showed gigantic weakness. All that was needed was to recognize them for what they are and treat them as they deserve on a case by case basis.
All the kissing our govmnt and allies did to the butts of islamists embolden the radicals. It's time to stop the kissing butts and start shooting those butts!
It's the very same with the freedom FROM religion morons in the U.S., our govmnt has kissed up to them, givin in to them to the point that our 1st amendment right to practice our religions is just about worthless.
Well, whatever...

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Daisy: Come-ON, MAN!!!

I believe wholeheartedly, in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. There is wisdom and symmetry in the hallowed words of those documents. Why would any patriot refer to a "freedom" NOT TO practice a religion as moronic? You certainly have the freedom to disagree with such an approach, and you have the freedom to try to persuade them they are wrong, as long as you do not deprive them of their other rights. BUT, if you believe their interpretation of the 1st ammendment, and their actions taken in support of their interpretation, are in error, then you have an affirmative DUTY, to put your money where your "pen" is. In my opinion, an ad hominem attack using the root word "moron" is not persuasive.

By my assertion [above], you might guess I am not an advocate of "organized religion", and you would be correct; but you will never hear me villify anyone who practices an organized religion[with the possible exception of Islamo-extremists who apparently are instructed they may rightfully behead infidels, in the name of their G-D,( which IMO disqualifies Islam, so-practiced, as an organized religion, and puts it in the realm of a cult)].

I believe the language of the 1st amendment provides freedom for atheists and agnostics to believe what they wish to believe or not believe, and practice what they wish to practice or not practice anything at all, as long as their beliefs and practices do not infringe upon the rights of others. I do not believe that if such people bring law suits to determine if a particular practice may be violating "the wall of separation"---they are attempting to deprive practitioners of organized religion of their rights under the 1st amendment. I believe such litigation is healthy, and demonstrates the viability and strength of the 1st amendment, and criticism of citizens pursuing their right as "morons," is unworthy of anyone who professes love of the constitution.

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Reading, reding and obeying the constitution is the responsibility of federal judges.
Creating imaginary links between Congress and high school football players
indicates the judges are either ignorant of the constitution or have a problem
with people practicing their religion. Kids saying prayers or having a nativity scene IS NOT CONGRESS ESTABLISHING A RELIGION!!
Your "healthy litigation" is a bludgeon used to force out religion by threatening the use of bankrupting legal action against schools or municipalities. That certainly is depriving practitioners
of their rights.
A school is sued costing tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees they DO NOT have, is that appropriate use of the legal system? It's like the atheists playing poker with more chips than anyone else and they "buy" every pot. Is that they way our legal system was supposed to be used?
The system is being played to remove the religious people's 1st amendment rights, plain and simple.

BTW, this is not going to be a career thread, there will be no return volley.

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OK; But I wish

I could understand, what you just said!!??

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and of course obama

Is going to speak out about Chinas wrong doing.Nothing like staying on task.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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that NO ONE Vote, 3rd party, independent or for any one else but Romney. It is the only way to eliminate the stench in the WH and environs.

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Yea Sam your right. Any votes for a 3rd party will only hurt Romney's chances. And why vote 3rd party in this election anyway. There is virtually no chance they will win.

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