TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER

TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER

Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ...Too bad...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

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That is hilarious

4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:26 PM

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LOL BRILLIANT

Classic!!!

4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:13 PM

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Joke hilarious, police car not so much. Kind of makes a mockery I think.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:27 PM

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I don't zx12

I like it. looks like one of those seized drug vehicles. Show the drug dealers what happens to their "whips that be rollin on Dubs" when they get caught. "Hah hah, this is the sheriff's car now, biotch!!"

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:33 PM

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If it were a seized vehicle and they were rubbing it in their faces Hell Yea, If they spent money out of their budget just to show off no. I've seen lots of Police Dept sponsored race vehicles, and race bikes and believe in the message they are putting forth. I would have liked to seen it as a monster four-by myself!

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:27 PM

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Here in Utah, we have highway patrol, sheriff's departments & municipal police who use Humvees, 4WD pickups, even Chevy Suburbans as police cars. They sometimes need them to get to where they need to be. Right now there's 12" snow on much of the Salt Lake Valley floor, & 2-3 feet or more in the mountains. Most of the wreckers are 4WD, because so many of the things to which they have to respond are in very difficult terrain.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:30 PM

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Dammit ecaman

you just reminded me,i have to go out and plow the driveway or else we won't be able to get out tomorrow morning.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:34 PM

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What do you mean, you have snow? Beautiful clear day here!! Can I send you some sunshine?

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:44 PM

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pounding that sunshine up your ass? hahahahahahahahahahahah!i gotta go plow snow.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:00 PM

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Too funny, go PLOW, plow boy!

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:50 PM

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You're asking a Kalifornian if he wants help putting something up his ass. Of course he does!! That would be FABULOUS!!

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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they call that

"concealed carry" in KALI.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 9:57 PM

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Hah hah hah.

I don't actually laugh out loud often, but I did just now. The RTO I'm working with is from Kalifornia and I told him. Pretty sure he's gay.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:03 PM

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another man go plow for the second time. After the discussion turned to gays in Kali. I dunno about you, man.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:13 PM

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You two are the ones talking about men, I'm the one that should be worried about you and if your wives know that your infatuated with men.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:09 PM

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Sorry to rain on your Homo Parade but, Homey don't play that way!!

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:16 AM

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awesome joke

dam yankees. lol. im sure some of yall are from the north. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!! :)

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 1:02 PM

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Builtf0rdtough wrote:
dam yankees. lol. im sure some of yall are from the north. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!! :)

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:59 AM

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trying to have me ousted?
After all that I have done for you!
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4 years 32 weeks ago, 11:08 AM

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Nope I aint tryin nothing. I just enjoying gun stuff buddy.

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