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Texas Lore

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama
is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers
the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him
by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well Sir," the cowboy replies,
"circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment
later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the
citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though."

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2 weeks 3 days ago, 3:31 PM

ecaman

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Texans also realize what comes out of a horse's ass.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
2 weeks 3 days ago, 6:58 PM

zx12rmike

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I just read this to my son with a drawl, we are both laughing, too funny samD

Always bring enough gun, more than enough is also acceptable!
1 week 6 days ago, 9:45 AM

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You just can't argue with cowboy logic.

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1 week 6 days ago, 10:04 AM

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This is a fact.. when you live way out and see a group of hands riding in a truck, the one with the most time or respect will always be in the middle. If you haven't heard this, the deal is some old boy gets asked why he always sits in the middle.. says "way i see it, if your over on the left ya gotta drive that thing.. if your over on the right you gota get out and open the gates.. just seems logical to sit in the middle.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
1 week 6 days ago, 10:08 AM

zx12rmike

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When did it change to be called ridin' bitch? No offense to older cowboys of course, you know just askin'

Always bring enough gun, more than enough is also acceptable!
1 week 6 days ago, 10:13 AM

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When you're riding in the backseat of a vehicle between two others, that's when it's called "ridin' bitch". Think of it the backseat passengers dont have to get out of the vehicle for any necessary reason. The person in the middle of the backseat is seated in the most uncomfortable spot, so basically whoever is in the middle of the backseat is a bitch

So when 4 door vehicles became prevalent would be my best guess

"Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain."
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