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Texas Lore

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama
is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers
the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him
by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well Sir," the cowboy replies,
"circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment
later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the
citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though."

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5 years 7 weeks ago, 3:31 PM

ecaman

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Texans also realize what comes out of a horse's ass.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 1 week ago, 12:10 AM

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ecaman

when the horse apples get dry they are great
to fight with if there is a shortage of rocks
Yeah I'm from Texas

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
5 years 7 weeks ago, 6:58 PM

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I just read this to my son with a drawl, we are both laughing, too funny samD

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
5 years 7 weeks ago, 9:45 AM

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circle flies

You just can't argue with cowboy logic.

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5 years 7 weeks ago, 10:04 AM

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This is a fact.. when you live way out and see a group of hands riding in a truck, the one with the most time or respect will always be in the middle. If you haven't heard this, the deal is some old boy gets asked why he always sits in the middle.. says "way i see it, if your over on the left ya gotta drive that thing.. if your over on the right you gota get out and open the gates.. just seems logical to sit in the middle.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
5 years 7 weeks ago, 10:08 AM

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When did it change to be called ridin' bitch? No offense to older cowboys of course, you know just askin'

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 19 weeks ago, 1:03 PM

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It's True, about Flies

Yes!! Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow Brock Obama.
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4 years 13 weeks ago, 11:34 AM

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Be nice to horses!

Calling BO a horses ass is disrespectful towards Horses...He is just an ass.

I am an armed and highly trained INFIDEL.
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