Things runawaygun might say...

Things runawaygun might say...

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL

NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

I have kleptomania,

but when it gets bad,

I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

Except that one where you're naked in church.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,

The Chefs are Italian,

The Mechanics are German,

The Lovers are French

and

It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The Police are German,

The Chefs are British,

The Mechanics are French,

The Lovers are Swiss

and

It's all organized by the Italians.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah

Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now,

tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist

with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic,

but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.

Nobody is Perfect.

Therefore I am Perfect.

KENTUCKY:

Five million people,

Fifteen last names.

I'm not your type.

I'm not inflatable.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

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